My Top Ten favorite Words Of All Time

I decided that I was going to sit down and figure out my favorite words that I use. So I did. I use a wide variety of words in my vocabulary but these ones are the absolute best.

1. The F word
Lets be honest. I use it so much and you can put it in any damn sentence. Literally there isn't one sentence ever spoken that you couldn't slide the F word into. It just has so many different uses.

2. Dank
Dank is just one of those words that will be used for the rest of my life. Let me put it into a sentence for you
"Yo tony let me get some of that pasta salad"
"I got you, this is some dank pasta salad"

3. Whack
I've found whack to be used the most to describe crazy females. I'll be minding my business and out of nowhere some crazy chick calls me up and starts her complaining and I'm just like "Listen here woman, you're a whack ass girl, shut your mouth."

4. Teflon don
It just sounds like a real "playa" would say this word.

5. Nipple tassel

6. Armadillo
The word flows off of the tongue and on top of that the animals are just straight up cool.

7. Merica
Where the land is free and the tea is sweet

8. Triskabob
This has always been one of my favorite words because it involves Triska, and shish-kabobs. Just a straight classic.

9. Ratchet
It can be used to describe anything pretty much. A girl can be ratchet, a building can be ratchet. For example "why are there so many ratchet females in this ratchet building!!!"

10. Gucci

What should've happened at the Boston tea party

The Boston tea party was a complex event that occurred in history. Pretty much the only that occurred during this event was tea was dumped into the water. It really pissed off the British. They dumped hella tea into the water.
What they could have done was hired the Native Americans to do it. If they had hired the native Americans the British probably would've evacuated the country ASAP. These native Americans are some crazy dudes. I read one time that they would skin people's heads and all this crazy stuff. They could've skinned some dudes and infected the tea with skinned forehead skin. If I were put in that situation I would leave. I wouldn't think about it at all. I'd hop up on my boat and sail that thing back to England. And that's how it should've went.