The Worst Tattoos in the History of Tattoos

I've seen some pretty bad tattoos in my life, but there's one that i just can't understand.  Gucci mane's face tattoo.  

This tattoo pictured above is Gucci Mane's face tattoo.  As you can see it doesn't look good whatsoever.  I sometimes stay up at night wondering how Gucci Mane gets girls.  One must simply ask who would date this man?

The answer is no one because he's so damn ugly with his stupid face tattoo.  It's an ice-cream cone with some lightning bolts and it says Brrr.  It doesn't get much worse than that.

This next tattoo could possibly top Gucci Manes face ice cream but i don't know. This dude got some rainbow suspenders tatted on him.  He continued the tattoo onto his thumbs to make the tattoo even more ridiculous.

What was going through this dudes mind!?  he definitely should've trimmed up his happy trail a little bit before this photo.

I don't know how i feel about this guy.  He kind of reminds me of a hipster.  This dude has got to be a hipster straight up.  No other kind of person would get something so stupid.

I have nothing else to say about these dumb tattoos.  I just wanted you all to realize how stupid these are.  If your going to do this kind of thing to yourself at least get something good.

Banana Art

Banana art is pretty much the next up and coming thing. Bananas are good, art is okay and they combine to be the coolest art ever.


As seen to the left this banana Jesus combines banana and peanut butter to make a cool ass banana Jesus. It's honestly a pretty awesome banana Jesus. I would pay a couple bucks for it.

Banana art gets even more in depth then just the Jesus banana. The Jesus banana doesn't haven't anything on this next banana you are going to see. I'm not sure about the official name, but I call this piece horse bananas.

As you can see below horse bananas is a piece of artwork reflecting the natural beauty of the banana. The carvings really bring out the yellow in the innards of the banana. Yellow horses, now that's art.

There are no official museums that display banana art. Probably because bananas rot real fast which leads me to the conclusion that banana art is cool but useless. It'll be rotten in a matter of days and thats just stupid.

Did Justin Bieber Cause 9/11?

Every one has heard of the pop sensation Justin Beaver these days.  Girls go nuts for this guy.  They think he's a cute dude with a nice smile, but is there a little evil behind this guy?

I did some research and formed a conspiracy as to how Justin Bieber contributed to the 9/11 attacks.  Before i get into that you guys should know that he is proven to be a member of al Qaeda.  I have seen him in multiple pictures taking part in terrorist activities.

As you can clearly see in this picture Justin is posing with an al Qaeda robe and a pink turban.  This isn't something you would just wear around if you were casually in the United States.

Upon further research i found out that he is a member of a large Mexican drug cartel.  This cartel was responsible for the assassinations of Abraham Lincoln and JFK.  Needless to say they are a rough crowd to hang around with.

It's obvious that Bieber is working with al Qaeda to brainwash the nation.  If your are a "Belieber or have "Bieber Fever" then you need to see the terrorist doctor because he's trying to brainwash you.  Bieber released plans in an interview in which he planned to turn all his fans into a whole new generation of terrorist.

I did some research on his past history and found out that he joined the al Qaeda people in early 2001 at the age of seven years old.  Am i the only one that thinks this is suspicious?  I honestly wouldn't be surprised if he knew Osama Bin Laden.  This is serious stuff.

If your getting sucked in by those eyes then i wish you luck in the future.  Please be cautious when listening the the Beaver.

        Love Always,
            Alex